An Actual Conversation between Norma and the OSW:
OSW: I'm so sick of everything. I wanna try new things, but I don't know how I'd make it work.
NORMA: Ok. You need capital. So. How much would you make if sold your house today?
(The OSW discloses figure...it's quite substantial, she being a frugal, shrewd, money-grubbing OSW and all. Norma is uncharacteristically impressed.)
NORMA: Well, I have about $12.50. So when you put that together, we've got a nice little nest egg to invest in a fun new venture.
OSW: So where are we going with all that money?
NORMA: Gilbert's, for karaoke.
OSW: What?!?
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