Wednesday, November 14, 2007

ruminations on project runway

This is one of TWO reality shows that I love (the other is/was "Pioneer House). I adore "Project Runway" because the people actually make something and have to work for their prize. As opposed to just doing shooters in some hot tub and bitching about alliances or some shit...

Here are some thoughts on this season's "Project Runway" premiere:

* The guys on this season's show are the hottest ever on the program

* They are also the GAYEST! EVER!!!

* Tim Gunn is a big, neat, tidy, anal, pompous, talented, silly old ginger paleface queen. I ASPIRE to the odd combination of nurturing mentor/catty old woman that he displays with every "Carry on!" and "Make it work..." or every comment that a designer has "a lot of finishing to do..." It's sort of like a Southern woman looking at a fat, ugly, tacky-but-sweet girl and saying, "Bless her heart..."

* I love how they dub in the plugs for various products when the camera cuts away from Heidi Klum's face. Case in point: she asked all of the new designers how they liked their new homes in the Gotham New York (their temporary apartment building). Then, when the camera cut away, they inserted a voiceover of Heidi saying, "New York's premiere rental apartment community for everything you love in the Big Apple" or some such shit.

* I hate Ricky's "hat thing."

* Not only is Fatty Chris a big fatty, but he has the worst plucked eyebrows in America.

* The results haven't been announced as of this writing, but I predict that they will keep Krazy Elisa, just because she's quirky. Gross. Her model tripped over her stupid dress. Kick her ass out.

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