Ok. Here are my thoughts on the titles she won in the competition:
1. Best Use of a Trumpet as Laser Gun
2. Most Outstanding Ogilvy Home Perm
3. Superior Usage of Christmas Tree Tinsel in a Costume
4 Most Inappropriate Use of a Charlie Chaplin Impersonation
5. Best Exit in Silence While Expecting Applause
Anyone else? Suggestions?
On a more serious note, this is what comes from too much parental encouragement.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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4 comments:
i think you have it all wrong. it's definitely "best choreography/dance moves in lamee ballet slippers that are two sizes too large." it's a wonder she's still walking....
how about best drew barrymore impersonation. or best camel toe in a pair of black tights? just ideas.
did she win for Miss Tone Deaf?
The heel click is classic
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